You have to understand, that it was raining yesterday. I mean, it’s Washington State in the fall, so that’s no big surprise. What is the surprise is that I was trying to get into a store to which I never go for reasons that should be clear were not of my own volition. I was looking for something my wife and daughter needed for my grandson. daughter was at school and Cami was sleeping after a three day stretch of night shift.

I parked about thirty feet from the entrance and got out to go in. It was raining, but I figured I didn’t need a coat. That’s where the weirdness began…