John gets a call from his mother and everyone sounds like a muppet. 

Then it's another installment of Pussy on a Pedestal, the radio call-in program where people from all around the world discuss their difficulties in getting cats to climb up on tall things and there are no double meanings, honest. 

Subscribe in various places.

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2

Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.