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18: Christmas Portrait


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You can listen to Carpenters’ Christmas Portrait on:

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  • Spotify
  • Or purchase Christmas Portrait on:

    • Amazon Music
    • Links
      • Carpenters’ “Superstar”, featured in this classic car ride karaoke scene from Tommy Boy.
      • Episode 3: “The Christmas Draft”, where Marc drafts “Merry Christmas Darling” & discusses at length with Michael & Aimee. Check it out for a more thorough discussion on the track.
      • Brian Wilson & The Beach Boys
        • Brian Wilson (self-titled, 1988). Certain segments and tracks on this record strongly resemble Richard’s on tracks like “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”.
        • That’s Why God Made the Radio (2012), which Michael felt too strongly resembled Richard’s vocal style (and not in a good way).
        • We listened to Christmas Portrait (Special Edition) from 1984, which is a compilation of select tracks from…
          • Christmas Portrait (original 1978 release)
          • An Old-Fashioned Christmas (1984)
          • Karen’s voice type is contralto, which is a somewhat rare vocal range you might recognize from artists like…
            • Niko
            • Beach House’s Victoria Legrand
            • May Crowning, you know, where songs like “Ave Maria” actually belong.
            • “Is ‘Ave Maria’ really a Christmas song?” by Marc Minter, a senior pastor of First Baptist Church of Diana, TX. The correct answer is, “it’s not.”
            • Michael’s “A Christmas Song” judgements
              • S Tier: Nat “King” Cole
              • So close! Amy Grant (see Episode 3 for the context behind Michael’s “branded by an iron” joke)
              • Honorable Mention: Bing Crosby
              • Clunker: Christina Aguilera
              • Surprisingly Good, But Blows It: Shawn Mendes
              • Just No: Pentatonix
              • Self Important Rubbish: Michael Bublé
              • More on the history behind Merry Christmas Darling
              • The app Michael mentioned is Marvis Pro, one of the finest music players available today
              • “It’s Over 9000!”
              • HBO’s The Last of Us Trailer (Marc was confusing it with the HBO 2023 Lineup trailer)
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