This week stars comedian Ehsan Ahmad, a hilarious standup/engineer/quantum physicist/historian/not sure if any of those are legit (other than comic) but he is funny AF and you can see him at the Comedy Store a bunch. Ehsan joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of John Flammang Schrank, who was very angry at people, surprisingly not over his name. He wrote manifestos. Come on, you know it's going to be good if there are MANIFESTOS! This episode includes exceedingly bad poetry, fat, yet persuasive ghosts and a lighthearted new name for the darkest day in modern American history.

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