An email revealed a close confident of Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan tried to intervene in a state employee disciplinary procedure telling state officials that the person kept his mouth shut about “the rape in Champaign.” Madigan claims he knows nothing about anything. Such it is in Illinois. World War III is off to a relative lame start, but never fear! Time Magazine for Kids has instructions on how to talk to your kids about Iran. Hopefully Highlights for Adults has instructions for how to talk to your parents about not freaking out over every little thing. Is Elizabeth Warren the cringe-worthy politician out there? Yes, next question. Prince Harry and Princess Meghan have announced plans to step back from the Royal Family. Call it Royal Famexit? And finally, what’s the right order to eat the square slices of a Chicago south side tavern pizza? 

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