This week on Popcorn and Possibilities, we spiral gracefully through Grosse Pointe Blank — the ultimate high school reunion movie for people who’ve definitely blocked half their graduating class. We unpack the scam that is iPhone upgrades, debate Summerween and Christmas in July, and offer some mildly helpful self-help for anyone stuck in a job that makes them question all their life choices. Also: a rant about iPhone colors, because if no one sees it under your case, did it even exist?

Movie talk, millennial dread, and just enough chaos to count as therapy.