In this episode: I have guests named Rob Crean and Zach. We talk about the Middle East in Cambridge, comedy, old people, mermaids, valtrex, commercials, getting attacked by strangers, brain injuries, bleeding, Five Guys, tools, Worcester, the hospital, being afraid of everything, dads, smoking, van comics, a toyota yaris, a roommate overdosing on heroin, needles vs. insulin vs. maple syrup, drugs, pcp, podcasts, killing, cancer, yelling at God, gurus, learning how to drive, the alphabet of words you can’t say (n-bombs, c-bombs, a-bombs, etc.), iTunes, different generations (the greatest generation, generation x, millennials, etc.), Dave Brubeck, Take Five, and who had the best trauma.