On this exciting, new episode of Teddy Toots' Tubular Tirade, our hero enlists in the local hospital where he introduces new guidelines for the elderly patients. Then, he descends into a lobotomized frenzy, discussing trans sports and our next supreme court justice, Ketanji Brown Jackson, which our hero copy and pasted into this bio. Though President Biden wanted a black woman, he said, "...a brown one will do." Our hero finishes off his journey by joining a Home Depot training session and learns a lot about how horrible society truly is.