Remember that eHarmony video with the crying women talking about how she wants to love every cat? Savanna Calton is the human personification of that video, she loves animals that much.

Savanna Calton is a Wellington comedian, you can follow her on twitter @dizquy. In 2015 she won the National Raw Comedy Competition and will perform in the 2016 New Zealand International Comedy Competition in the show "These Two Women Open Their Mouths... What Happens Next Will Shock You" in Wellington, May 11-14 at Cavern Club.