Have you ever wanted to go to one of those really high end auctions? No, the REALLY fancy ones, where people grease themselves up just like you would grease a pony? You know, the kind where envelopes are full of creamy stuff, and you are reminded of a lease you had as a child? Well, you're in luck, because that's the kind of auction you're going to this week! Enjoy it as you would enjoy the smells of Cincinnati!