Happy… Easter? Yeah, this is another ostensibly Holiday movie, but really

it’s an Avengers-style story of a team of superpowered mythological beings

that unfortunately had to compete with the actual Avengers. These Guardians

guard children’s dreams, hopes, and teeth against the literal Bogeyman with

some impressive flair. Unfortunately this rabbit laid a big goose egg, but

inside that egg was a fine movie.