This time around Phoebe gets a major paradigm shift after going from having no family to having family heirlooms, Comrade Rachel takes defensive action against a very credibly perceived threat and then has pizza with it, and Joey says what everyone is really thinking about Ross's really laidback and easy going new wife. Meanwhile, thousands of miles from Manhattan, April witnesses a real-life wrong-name-wedding and Ashford asks for one promise - never get a mink coat.