Ben and Zane - and stay with me here guys - were doing a Jesus. I mean,

sure, they weren’t coming back to life or healing the sick, but they did

carry around that cross for that nice priest and his weird, hungry friend.

They also got into some trouble with the law and were repenting for some

sinning they did in the last town over. The Cartoncasters weren’t really

focused on the big-picture stuff, though, or even on the shootouts that

kept happening every other day. They were too busy submitting the proper

forms and playing some slick air guitars for that.