This time around Ross really loses it after his boss eats his sandwich. Monica and Chandler are figuratively eating Joey's sandwich with all of the lies they're forcing him to tell just to keep their filthy, filthy secrets. Phoebe's metaphoical sandwich gets a little banged up as well when Rachel doesn't take their adult literature class as seriously as she should. Maybe she should sign up for that adult film class Joey's taking. Meanwhile, far, far from Manhattan, we learn all the things that Ashford does with his left hand, and - SURPRISE - the ones he does with his right hand. April has done enough by accidentally smashing the office crumedgon's bottle of Topo Chico all over the break room floor.