Like blind cave fish swimming toward the light, this week the gang struggles toward inescapable realizations such as:

- Freewill is most likely an illusion

- Dennis Rodman is most likely a pan-sexual super spy

- 80% of all life on earth are most likely moochers

- jeff sessions is most definitely a racist

All this, plus the birth and almost immediate corruptions of Artificial Orbtelligence, live on the carn-cast!