Sean is missing. Feel free to write us or call with your theories as to where Sean is. Bill and Mike are joined by Ryan, Kelly, and our guest John Pound. We do a lot of voicemails. We get an exclusive tale from a real live phantom shitter, every school had them and it was always a mystery... well we've got one here and its worth every stinky detail. More hijinks involving snowballs, 40s, and paintballs as teens. We read the single funniest horse story ever published. Seriously, it almost killed Ryan. We read a story that was written by someone morally questionable. Mike is ON ONE for the survey.