Would you like fries with that? This week we're laying the special sauce on pretty thick as we make fast food even faster, more expensive, and arguably more dangerous. Come for the ethical treatment of low wage workers, stay for the predigested salami burrito. This episode is neither a sexual euphemism or a recipient of corporate sponsorship. So take that In and Out!

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Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas's mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.