M - Today we’re talking about the word ‘’HOT”!
M - How are you today, Cindy?
C - Good, thanks…well, actually, I’m a little hot…can you turn the temperature down in here before we start recording?
M - Sure, no problem. Ok, there you go.
C - Thanks. Gosh, it feels like August in here.
M - Hey, did you bring us lunch like you promised?
C - Yup…right here. Chicken Enchiladas from the new Mexican restaurant in town!
M - Oh no! Their salsa is too hot! It’s absolutely volcanic!
C - No it’s not, it’s fine. Look….I had them put the salsa on the side. It’s in a cup, here. It’s just chicken with lettuce and tomatoes, just the way you like it. It’s safe.
M - Oh, thank goodness!
C - Hey, I like those shoes you’re wearing! Are they new?
M - Yes! I bought them last week. What do you think? Nice, huh?
C - Oh, those are so cool!!! That style, with the leather and the studs....
M - I know, I know, it’s a really hot look this year! When I saw them in the window, I just had to have them!
C - Good choice. Very nice. Are they hard to walk in?
M - No they’re fine.
C - I’m dizzy just looking at them! Hey, what about Jon Bon Jovi?
M - Oh….he’s sooooo hot…
C - We know, you love Jon. Do you think he likes leather shoes with studs?
M - I hope so. I bought 'em for him !
C - You know who I think is hot? The Rock, Dwayne Johnson- the former wrestler.…he’s hot.
M - So, Rock…Dwayne Johnson…if you’re listening and one day you find yourself in Italy, stop by Cindy’s place- she’ll make you a wonderful dish of spaghetti.
C - Oh, my husband would be thrilled with that wouldn’t he?
M - Oh Cindy!
C - What?? Is The Rock here?? Already…??? Get my lipstick!
M - Calm down. The Rock isn’t here.
C - Damn!
M - I just realized that we’ve used the word ‘’HOT” in four different meanings!
C - Oh, you’re right! That’s confusing isn’t it?
M - Could be.
C - OK, just to clarify things. Meaning number one, most important of all: The Rock is HOT.
M - Cindy, that’s not the most important thing…and besides, you didn’t explain anything at all!
C - Sorry, ok…The Rock is veeeeery, veeeerrryyyy HOT.
M - Let’s back up and start from the beginning.
C - Good, cause you’re not making any sense at all…I mean, The Rock is hot…what’s the problem…I don’t see how I could be any clearer……”
M - stop! rewind!
C - Ok, boss.
M - At the beginning, when you said YOU WERE “A LITTLE HOT”
C: …and you lowered the temperature in here…
M - That meant YOU WERE A LITTLE WARM, THE TEMPERATURE WAS TOO HIGH.
C - And it feels much better in here now, thank you.
M - No problem.
C - And when you said the salsa on the chicken enchiladas was TOO HOT…
M - No…no…volcanic actually!
C - ….you actually meant that THE SALSA WAS TOO SPICY! I know, they use a lot of jalapeno peppers.
M - And my shoes…
C - They are very cool shoes.
M - When I said it was ‘’A VERY HOT LOOK THIS YEAR’’, I REALLY MEANT THEY ARE IN STYLE, VERY POPULAR…
C - Fashionable. In high demand.
M - Right!
C - And Jon Bon Jovi???
M - Eternally HOT!
C - Come back to Earth, dear.
M - Sorry… WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE ‘’HOT’’ THAT MEANS YOU THINK THEY’RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING OR ATTRACTIVE, gorgeous, handsome, smokin'.
C - Perfect! Mystery solved! The word ‘’HOT’’ has been decoded!
M - Hey, you know what else is hot?
C - What’s that?
M - Our blog!
C - You’re right. Everyone, come visit us on www.myamericanfriendblog.com and we're also on facebook, iTunes, podomatic.com and twitter.
M - All right, thank you for listening and see you very soon, bye!
C - Bye bye!