This is one of those episodes that is only interesting to us. 

Tangents include: the bread line, people watching, John keeps mentioning the Soviet Union for some reason,  Mel's napkin hacks, John's food storage hacks, pizza cutters are not for real pizza, ulu knives, stupid lighting, Dr. Pixar, The Brave Little Toaster, make dinosaur sheets for adults you cowards, Mel doesn't understand how solar power works, it took us nearly 30 mins to complain about building Ikea furniture, breaking a whisky bottle in a rental car, and Ikea hacks.