Bubba isn't Bill Clinton -- it's Bubba Sparxxx, and the boys have the receipts (sort of). Then: NVIDIA crushes earnings by $2B and still dumps, Bitcoin bleeds to $87K, a full send on Fetch.ai to $6, why ICP hits four digits, Elon's million-X math, and the movie theater business idea that might actually work. Plus the Meyer Lansky-Bitcoin connection nobody asked for.