James thinks Christopher should wear a dress. A kilt is not a dress.Great Kilt - a survival tool"What the hell is a loincloth?" "A cloth made from loins?""The Italian size."James thinks the Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail was fakedFrom dumbbell reading level to advanced literature"Those lazy Medieval people and their people cranes."My 600 Pound LifeCoca-Cola adMurals in Phoenix:Redemption Church Alhambra mural by Carlos RivasDay of the Dead + Basketball = muralPublic art anchors the time and place of a communityAnd then we talk about ART...London Elephant ParadeWE define "Art"Mineko Grimmer - 1987 "The Point" installation art at El Camino CollegeJames doesn't go to see art, he makes it come to himJames TurrellJames sticks his head into the artChristopher wants you to touch his paintingsArt is ephemeral and only silly artists think their stuff should last foreverEurotrash GirlOversized Popeye. Is it art? No.Con ArtistsThomas Kincaid vs Jeff Koons (twitter pole?)The art world is rotten from the top downDamien Hirst's dead sharkComputer generated art?England - shark on the roofFilm is the best art formWe don't like ChristoDumbPhallic is always a thing"Take your vaginas and your penises and go home."