Going slightly crazy in ISO, the Irregular Mums scoured the interwebs for sexy articles during Corona. After reading and listening widely, they pondered one podcaster's recommendation, that now is "the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt".

Go crazy, dear Irregulars!

PODDIES 

Hidden Brain - Sex Machines (13 April 2020) - sex doll robots. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/hidden-brain/id1028908750?i=1000471362030

Cardboard cut outs - Five Dock Dining

https://www.insider.com/cardboard-cutouts-filling-a-restaurant-in-sydney-australia-2020-5

Restaurants & mannequins - Virginia, US

https://www.insider.com/virginia-restaurant-will-use-mannequins-to-fill-empty-tables-2020-5

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-20/coronavirus-shutdown-leads-to-apparent-drop-in-stis-in-canberra/12264908

But gonorrhoea is up on the GC!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-08/gonorrhoea-cases-spike-on-gold-coast/12223312

Top 10 Sexual Kinks during Corona

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/a-new-survey-reveals-top-10-sexual-kinks-during-covid-19-lockdown-301063398.html

Zoom orgies and butt stuff ("Now is the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt")

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/zoom-orgies-male-bisexuality-beauty-butt-stuff-ft-zachary/id1465024739?i=1000475291268

Lick My Asshole Rimming - sexy toy

https://www.femplay.com.au/lick-my-asshole-rimming.html

“Vaginal corona” - hymen

https://sense.info/en/get-know-your-body/female-body/vulva-and-vagina/vaginal-corona

Hannah Gadsby

https://youtu.be/ziIwxPCeByU

As we suspected - less sex during Corona:

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/survey-finds-australians-having-less-sex-during-coronavirus-lockdown-with-victoria-hardest-hit-c-1048800

https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/how-covid-19-has-affected-our-sex-lives-20200403-p54gup.html

Naked attraction

https://youtu.be/V0FB5dnFpcU