In Part 1 we try to discuss vingativa despite never even coming close to a good explanation on what vingativa actually is.  Apparently you have to consummate it, whatever it is.

Sucão hops in to bring us a theory on why too much fine art has damaged his iliofemoral ligament, and hence his armadas make his hip grumpy.

Part 2 sees us discussing folks who don't want to work hard in class.  Is it better or worse when you're their peer or their instructor?  Kill 'em with kindness...and then actually kill 'em.