This week Ross takes being pretty much the worst to new levels, Chandler co-invents Crazy Lawsuit Game with Joey, but Joey is not producing anything representative of his best work so he won't be going to the Rangers game...last night. Monica finally asks Danny the Yeti out for Rachel, but Danny the Yeti's sister has gotta lick the stain out of his pants and give him his bath before they can go on their second date. Street Phoebe does the whole city with her bucket of Christmas joy, which is not a urinal. Meanwhile, not in Manhattan, Ashford longs for a family dynamic that allows for holiday photos in matching MLK shirts. April recieves filthy, but tedious, prank phone calls.