Hyrule was at peace, and the Cartoncasters were bored out of their

Skulltulas. Legends told of a hero who would come and rescue them from

their boredom, with the power of Courage the fight back the darkness. What

they got instead was Link, a petty shitlord who just wanted to hit on the

princess and maraud around the town. Ben and Zane enlisted James as an old

wise man who knew of Link’s weaknesses, but it turned out that the Hero of

Time was a totally different guy.