Ben and Zane grew tired of these new-fangled modern cartoons, and longed

for an era of simplicity. But they also didn’t want to change the channel

from Cartoon Network. Hark, like a throwing stick, Boomerang appeared, and

brought with it five mesmerizing spectacles: A pervert rodent; a father-dog

barely holding it together; A horse with a gun and a tuning problem; a

double-racist janitor; and some Italians.