This week, another special episode! 

System of a Down Evangelist Joey and Queen of the Bagelry Jess, in (kind of) lightning round fashion, ponder a (kind of) preponderance of ... er ... "ponderances" about bagels, English adjective order, Trevor Noah, performance mode, pickleball, and chess cheating. They don’t talk about the possibility of ice cream being healthier than bagels. 

references 

• Disorder! 
• Green great dragons can't exist! 
• The Elements of Eloquence: Secrets of the Perfect Turn of Phrase by Mark Forsyth 
• The girls are fighting 
• The New York Times: A Funny Name, a Serious Sport. Pickleball, Anyone? 
• @katologic on pickleball 
• Serena Williams loves pickleball 
• The New York Times: Cheating Allegation Looms Over Elite Chess 
• Magnus Carlsen' statement on chess cheating