This week Comrade Rachel gives according to her ability working at Bloomingdale's to Joey according to his need for a new outfit for an audition and as a bonus receives a bag that is U-N-I-sexy. One life may end and another one may not begin they way those people outside were doin' it, but Phoebe loses one family member and gains another when she meets her father, Frank Sr., at her granmother's 3-D funeral. Chandler says "goodbye, muscles!" when Monica wins "The Monica" for World's Best Bad Massage. Meanwhile, not in Manhattan, Ashford's got a lot in his bag and, if you listen closely, April is beseiged by the elements.