The Deranged Pengwin Podcast is recorded in San Antonio, Texas with ingredients from Denton, TX and Richmond, VA. Recorded bi-weekly and delivered via enthusiastic trainer! We feed the hosts even when they suck!

This week on America's Greatest Podcast, we discuss

Mustaches, Sea World, family, kids, zoos, the worth of a circus, kids, high tea, United Airlines, radiohead, and vasectomies.