Better draw your bath of rosepetals and poke someone's eye out with your bra, it's time for "The Power of Madonna"! Certified heterophobe Emily is here to help us make our way through this episode. Is it quicker than a ray of light? Hell no, this thing is dense as fuck. Finn learns a new word, Rachel dons her sex cape, Tanner is the Jesse defender, Emily programs the Sue Sylvester twitter-bot, and Christina was a dream the whole time.

Emily can be found on twitter @Empandanada.

If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt.