Canned chunky soups can only be so chunky... or "can" they? On today's show, we meet a scientist searching for a breakthrough in soup-chunk density that may just change how the world slurps.

Written By John Harris

Featuring Melinda Taub and Alexa Polivka

Edited By Matt Klinman

Music by Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani

Art Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio

Created by John Harris and Matt Klinman

Produced by Funny or Die News [Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]