Episode 2 of Digimon Adventures and our hosts are sipping on despair and carbonated water! Parents don't quite know what lesbians are. We create a very important new word in the form of 'gick'. The (un)Birth of Greymon! Gomamon pulls some Aquaman shit and frankly it rules and is really cool. Tai does some scouting! The kids remember their Tamagotchis exist. How many candles is too many? Shellmon is mean, Greymon happens and frankly it's all very metal. Tai even gets a good stab in!

Intro & Outro music: Dating Start! by Toby Fox

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