Danny talks with Tommy about their mom, them being roommates, past guests, Danny’s mustache, Tommy’s girlfriend Alex, farts, their parent’s upcoming doom, love, blazers, wisdom, who looks older, racial jokes, why they have no emotions, family history, Tatum’s graduation, old lady hair, Tommy’s week in San Diego, bees, golf, vaginas, Simon Birch, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., ghosts, dick in face, Olivia Wilde, their Dad's misogyny, Women's World Cup, soccer bodies, Hope Solo, water polo, their hope for Celi's wedding, a phone conversation with Alex, butthole play, Celina and Dylan, experiences with girlfriends' parents, how Tommy got conceived, favorite meals, shout outs, "you know who you are", best dog movies, trips to Blockbuster, good cries, and The Comedy Store.