Come for the porn; stay for the extended conversation about hagfish slime.

This week’s clip brings to mind an excerpt from the excellent Jeremih feat. Fabolous song “Ahh Shyt”, specifically the line “she hot as Abu Dhabi is” because let me tell you, damn but this clip is freaking hot. Like, let’s steam up that mirrored headboard, boys, hot.

Give it a watch here: http://sammorris.me (@justsammorris ) or http://justfor.fans/tymitchellxxx.

This week’s X-File can be found here: Smoke Stroke and Break Time.

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