Luke Likes ‘Information About You’

I have a form today, Information About You.

Hmm, let's fill in, fill in, let's fill in this form, form.

Okay, what's your first name?

That's easy, that is easy.

My name is Luke, that's L-U-K-E, Luke.

What's your surname?

Okay, my surname. Okay.

Where do you live?

Where are you from?

Where do you live?

Where are you from?

Okay, so I live in Poland.

I live in Poland.

And my address.

So, what's next?

Oh my God, marital status?

Are you married?

Are you married?, no, I'm not married.

Do you have children?

Nope, I don't have children.

Okay, and now, age, age.

How old are you? How old are you?

Okay, I am forty, forty-ish.

Okay, forty, let's say forty.

Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Yeah, I have two brothers and one sister.

Occupation, occupation, your job, okay?

So what do you do?

What do you do?

What do you do?

That's easy, I think.

I am a teacher.

Yeah, I'm a teacher, language teacher.

And now, what do you like?

What do you like?

Let me think, let me think.

I like hot green tea.

I like hot green tea.

I like autumn.

And I love my dog.

I love my dog, 'Marcepan'.

Yeah, love the little guy.

Now skills, what can you do?

What can you do?

I can play basketball.

And I can't climb mountains.

Yeah, climb mountains.

And what are you good at?

What are you good at?

What are you bad at?

What are you good at?

I'm good at singing.

And I'm bad at tennis.

Okay, that's a lie, I can't sing.

Yeah, but okay.

And finally, finally, oh, that's a long, long form.

Finally, what is your favourite colour?

Oh, that's blue.

And what is your phone number?

Okay, my phone number is 503-44... okay.

And what is your email address?

My email address is .... okay... (at) @ gmail.com

And we get to the final question.

What is your goal?

What is your big goal?

Oh, I want to teach you English.

Yeah, and you?

What is your name?

What is your address?

What do you enjoy?

What do you hate?

Do you have brothers?

Do you have sisters?

Do you have a pet?

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!