Tonight you get to meet Paisley. We weren't planning on it, but that just sums him up perfectly. We weren't planning on it.

Technically, the barks aren't any louder than the rest of the show. I can show you on a waveform. However, due to the nature of the sound, it might burst your ear drums or blow out your car windows. I have taken no steps to protect you from this problem because I'm not a very responsible person.