Justin tithed on birthday money. Jim had iced tea and a dad who questioned God’s batting average. Together? They grew up Mormon in very different ways, and somehow lived to tell about it. From holy underwear to fig-leaf cosplay and the eternal shame of Coca-Cola, the stew chefs spill their origin stories in part one of Mormon Recovery. It’s honest. It’s uncomfortable. It’s funny as hell. Sacred? Maybe. Secret? Not anymore.