In this week's episode, your lithe friends use their combined 50 years experience of being online to cast a refined gaze over posts about Coronavirus, quarantine, and the apocalypse. To whet your appetite, we carefully explore a world systems theory of urination and examine whether or not turkey salad is possible, and we wrap the show up with a business opportunity. In between, we "pony up" on the songs "The End of  the World" by Skeeter Davis, "It's the End of the World" by R.E.M.,  "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult, and "A Hard Rain's a-Gonna  Fall" by Bob Dylan, and discuss how the end times is manifesting online. Once again, your friends steadfastly refuse to explain the show or its concept, but we hope that it's becoming clearer.