Dave has caught a colourful non-eagle. The sailors are hosting a trivia night to raise funds for its name. Jemima discovers the joys and inner workings of a silent auction.

Written by Michaella Jefferson. Produced by Dissemino Broadcasting and Michaella Jefferson. Performed by Monica Jones, Margot Le Bronx and Simas T. Christmas. Logo: Michaella Jefferson Music: Alfie Capuda

There will be no drumroll.