Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Music by DJ Ominous Banjo