In times of lockdown, our surplus time is continuing to be dedicated to reality TV. Faith and Lou decide to cover Vanderpump Rules culminating in an analysis almost as messy as the current storylines. Key takeaways: hatchets now feature prominently in our nightmares, Katie and Tom are 'that dramatic couple' without the appropriately spicy make-up sex, and we aspire to one day earn as much as Giggy's ventriloquist.  

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