Okay, so we’re cheating a bit and this one’s actually a screenplay. If you haven’t read the first seven Harry Potter books, what are you doing with your life?!? (Just kidding, we don’t judge. We do however discuss spoilers from the main series, so be warned.) Also on the table: Albus is Really Bad at making plans, Cedric is a balloon that just wants to fly, and all your favorite characters are one straw away from becoming a Death Eater. Were you wondering about the Trolley Witch? What about Voldemort’s dick? Neither were we, listeners. Neither were we. 

TW: Death, mild violence. 

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Book rec: Kaitlyn recommends all the Harry Potter books (but not this one). Movie (and book) rec: Cloud Atlas.