Light some candles and turn up the Kenny G—Erin, David, and Dan look into their hearts to find Ernest's ultimate love match.

In this episode:

• LOVE
• From Camp to Army: The Ernest Date-ability Index
• A hard look at every Ernest love interest. WHO is queen?
• Ernest Goes to Camp - Nurse St. Cloud?
• Ernest Goes to Jail - Charlotte Sparrow?
• Ernest Goes to School - Ms. Flugal?
• Slam Dunk Ernest - Erma Terradiddle?
• Ernest Goes to Africa - Rene Loomis?
• Ernest in the Army - Cindy Swanson?
• THE WINNER - Ernest’s perfect match
• The ad wife - Edna P. Worrell
• And LOVE