<p>Dixie introduces Duncan to her "children" who inhabit the pages of Cosmopolitan Magazine.</p>

Dixie introduces Duncan to her "children" who inhabit the pages of Cosmopolitan Magazine.

20 Glamorous Offspring

I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops.

They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital.

I can leave any time, but they won't let me.

If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton.

So yeah. I'm crazy.

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I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops. They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital. I can leave any time, but they won't let me. If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton. So yeah. I'm crazy.

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20 Glamorous Offspring

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