Allen Henry - Probation OfficeJames's of panic momentJames doesn't know the difference between probation and poral"I've had enough of this, just send me to prison."PSA - Phone Change-overJames complains about the mugTurns out, getting arrested is expensiveScottdale runs on DUIsEqual opportunity spewersReal Colors - Personality AssessmentGold, Blue, Green, and OrangeChristopher is an OrangeChristopher's "Pow Wows"James is Green"I like the idea of people, just not people...""We're not making Easter eggs here."Tea tipper?"As colors go, you're a Californian."Greens don't get caughtWhite collar criminals should just be hangedThere are no Robin Hoods, just hoodsWhat, the chair isn't included?Oranges commit crimesIt's just a matter of time before Christopher ends up in jailIt's not Christopher, it's "Kissy"The BrighteningHow to speak to and hear people betterAs a teacher, Christopher did well with the problem kids because, well, he was one.Ankle bracelet kidsThey don't care how much you know, until they know how much you careChristopher doing home visits in the hood"That's downright brilliant."Allen telling Mike Tyson's what to doWhat does ear taste like?Muhammad Ali hugs Christopher"Hey everybody, this is my probation officer!"Allen didn't need no sidearmSmooth or crunchy?
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