Tangents include: pools and BBQ, people who live in apartments are assholes, pool bottoms are made of sandpaper, dogs falling in (Mel 100% references a Jenna Marbles video here), put on a shirt, heat stroke and heat exhaustion, sun safety, 80 degrees is too cold, bodies of water are more fun with drinks, Monday though Sunday, mostly dead bat, Jimmy the Cheeseburger Bug, cold beans, canned meat products, mispronouncing words to spell them, English vs. American words, step family and in laws are too complex, and then we start talking about Ikea again.