What it boils down to is if you're getting some and bending over backwards for someone, you're whipped, if you are not getting laid but doing the MOST, you're a simp. And guess what Fall means, an influx of simping & cuffing because we all like to forget we have heat in our homes and think we need a warm body in our bed to keep us warm. Well folks, to beat both cuffing & simping - crank that heat, throw on a comfy sweatshirt and listen to some bad bitch music, together, we can get through this trying szn. Or just tell the person you like how you feel because we stan an Honest King/Queen (and also the person will probably freak out because we're scared of vulnerability and then you'll have no choice but to beat being cuffed (jk...sorta).

Happy epi 20, lovers. You've spent almost a whole day listening to our bullshit, we love that xo