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Leather seats are attacking us, we’re lowkey spiraling about turning 30, and Color Guard was our villain origin story. We’re in our mermaid era, obsessed with Addison Rae again, and booking Florida trips for a single latte and a whiff of body spray. It’s unhinged. It’s on brand.

Oh — and Buzzfeed says we’re the final girls in a slasher summer.