Tanvir Raquib joins us for a new episode of Joe, er, Tan Vs. The World. He was at the 9/11 Raw on Monday, I was at Smackdown on 9/12, and we discuss both shows, including what we expected on the 9/11 Raw, how neither of us want to have sex with John Cena, ECW in MSG, the problem with theme music these days, a call for the return of Lex Luger vs. Mike Enos, Bobby Lashley = Linus from Peanuts, Cryme Tyme = Midnight Express, my brilliant creation of Dark Match O'Donahue, and impassioned talk about the Iron Sheik. Over an hour of fun. Parental discretion advised.