Because we are so thankful for you, the mentally...er...different fans of SPPT, we offer you two alternate universe Thanksgiving pieces for your pleasure and joy. Listen closely to the place where the stuffing goes into the turkey. Emanating from there you will hear:

--A very, very carefully researched (obviously) documentary on the origins of the Thanksgiving tradition. I mean, it's us doing it, so we only sort of do that.

Then, it's on to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! One of our most tedious traditions, but not on Super Pee Pee Time. This parade has a body count, nudity, and balloons that should never have been described.

Enjoy! Get it on your phone to enjoy while you're sneaking off to avoid your families!